In the “It is so hard to believe that it is actually true department,” I have heard that several City of Key West employees have been visiting Ace Hardware and Home Depot trying to figure out who — if anyone — is buying rainbow colors of street chalk and spray paint.
I know, it seems ridiculous, but after the scolding that citizens received yesterday from the Key West Police Department, I wouldn’t rule anything out.
And if you do buy rainbow colors, make sure the glitter matches.
Be safe.
And instead of painting crosswalks — as one community organizer quipped — paint potholes in rainbow designs.
Maybe that way, the Florida Department of Transportation might get around to fixing them.
Resist.
Persist.
They can’t watch all the crosswalks