DISPATCH FROM THE BIRD CAGE

9 out of 10 parrots don’t complain if you line their cages with The Key West Shitizen. The 10th requests the classifieds — or the comics — and then wants reciepts.

Been there, done that. / TED LUND

If you’re reading this, congratulations — you already know more about what’s happening in Key West than someone relying on The Key West Citizen (or Keys News or whatever their current iteration is,) which usually arrives a couple of days late, if at all, like a sunburnt cormorant with a majua addiction and commitment iss…